Our own Human Ken Doll
April 16, 2008
So yes, I lurve Dancing With the Stars because it is cheesey-fantastic. Music, hips, buttocks…who could ask for more?
After watching this week’s show I noticed how much Derek Hough looks like a Ken Doll, you know, Barbie’s babe. I came to this conclusion because Derek had his shirt wide open and his chest was all spray tanned. So his pecs looked very plastic, which is fantastic.
After Googling “Ken Doll” Images my theory was further proven. Derek has the thick blonde hair, chiseled face, and big ole eyebrows. Beach Bum Ken or Fashion Fever Ken is most like Derek.
Proof is in the Photos:
Hair, eyes, eyebrows, lips…
Don’t those pecs and abs look familar?
Maybe from your childhood when you played Naked Barbies in the sink?
Nothing like a High Glossy Spay Tan.
Yep, Derek is Ken. He even has Ken’s Fashion Sense. A combo of Cali Surfer with Boy Next Door.
Too Bad Derek is related to the Real-Life Barbie Doll
Julianne
Okay that’s enough Dancing with the Stars Blabber.
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Brett | April 16, 2008 at 5:04 am
Janey, I’m going to be checking this thing daily now, so you’d better keep it up. More importantly, is this guy one of the ’stars’ or one of the dancers?
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Rachel Boyd | April 16, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Janey,
You my friend, have done your research! The results are astonishing how could this have slipped by the rest of the viewers? (I will notify mother at once)
Good work Janey, good work!
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deepfriedalma | April 16, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Bretty,
He is a pro dancer. He has been paired with Jenny Garth (my favorite 90210-er) and Shannon Elizabeth. It was like he and his sister were bred to dance. His Mormon, too. Which will lead to a blog about how I think Mormons are trying to take over the world along with Scientoligists and the Chinese.