Update: Taboo Party Topics

I am discovering that the female armpit hair culture is more widespread than what I thought.
My nephew’s girlfriend does not follow this simple hygeine technique.
Helpful Hint to Men: Stop being subservient to these hairy beasts and tell them to shave. The females are obviously wearing the pants in this relationship (well, the pants are under a very flowing flowered print skirt and a cardigan sweater that smells like weed).

Nothing Says Christmas

Nothing Says Christmas like having to share a bed with your sister and talking into the wee hours of the morning. Usually included are inside jokes about your family and quotes from tv shows and movies.
There is also no regard for personal space when you have to share a bed with a sister. You become someone’s human body pillow.
As my mom says we “just get to laughin’ ” about something and we can’t stop.
Much of the conversation is “had to be there” as we are all hyped up on coke, cookies, fudge and exhaustion. Also, alot of our agression is pent up from earlier in the day if we can’t be rude to an in-law’s face.
It is best to have an “unwilling sister” in be with you. That means that they either are tired or do not want to be touched. It gives you more ammunition to snuggle and torture them with Christmas songs with words changed to talk about your family. When they say “stop it” it means “I love it and keep going”.
For some reason I have a few sisters who are glad Christmas is only once a year.