I’ve joined the cult

I bought an iPhone and feel that now my life is complete. I don’t have to walk the five feet over to my desk and use the computer anymore. Now I can just stay in my bed and do all my texting and facebook in a complete
Slothlike position. Now if only the bathroom could be closer.
I havent gone completely crazy yet with the magic gadget. But I haven’t gone through all the apps yet.
I have such high expectations for the phone. I hope it doesn’t disappoint me. Could I disappoint it by not being as cool as those people drinking starbucks and brooding through my tweets? Quite the high expectations.